So I've arrived in India. The airport was somewhat disgusting and this is where I encountered my first attack. I went to the bathroom (where mind you there was no toilet paper or paper towels to dry your hands with- because trust me, you wash your hands in India) anyway, as I tried to leave the bathroom a woman jumped in front of me and wouldnt let me leave until I gave her 2 rupees for the towels. What towels? anyway, I didnt have any rupees. Another Indian woman felt pity for me and tried to give the mean lady rupees for me but teh mean one wasnt having it. I tried to sneak by her, she grabbed me. Then the two Indian woman started fighting. I took this as my cue to leave. So far, India is awesome.
Then I began my 4 hour journey to the hotel. UH MAH GAWD. There are beggars and COWS everywhere. Cows dying, walking, sleeping, eating, shitting, whatever. We were stuck in traffic for 20 minutes without moving because a cow was in the road. And the cows (and all other animals are filthy and deformed and wounded and sad)Then there are also hundreds of dirty stray dogs, pigs, sheep, CAMELS, and a few monkeys. The monkey is where my second attack occurred. I thought "oh how cute a monkey!" Well, apparently this particular monkey was owned by an evil evil man who tried to break into our car after I snapped a pic of it and then had no rupees. Note to self, get some rupees. I did get the pic though :)
Then we stopped for lunch at a LOVELY (read: filthy) roadside eatery. I decided to indulge in the traditional Indian cuisine of pepsi and a slice of pizza. I am so cultured. But i did get a pic w/ a snake for no rupees....check it.
After that, more poverty. Men and boys bathe in the streets. Nked. And when I say bathe I mean stand around a dirty bucket and rinse off with brown water. Barefoot is A-OK here even though the roadsides are littered with rubble and garbage. I also dont think they have traffic laws here, just sorta drive wherever and keep your hands on teh horn. It is actually suggested to beep at people. Most trucks have signs that say "horn please". Lots of headaches here I would imagine.
Finally we arrived at the Palace and now it's all 5 star clean gorgeous beauty. It's like I left India and landed in royalty- very strange.
Ok, lots more--but I had to get that out cuz this place is out of control.
it wont let me post pics....try this:
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